The stalwarts of Walmington-on-Sea's Home Guard, in action!
"What do you think Joe, will it fool Adolf?"
"I'm over here you silly old duffer, that's a strawman yer talking to!"
"Anyhow Jonesy, looks good, just like a real tank!"
"Don't panic! It's not a tank, it's a cannon!"Some time later, behind the Novelty Rock Emporium. Private Joseph Walker has a very covert rendezvous, this time with Captain Square of the nearby Eastgate Platoon.
Money and a brown paper package swiftly change hands. Walker has provided both his own, and Captain Square's Platoon, with a unit pennant... for a small earner! These will be used in the upcoming training exercise, the winner being the first unit's pennant flying from the Church flagpole.
A contented Private Walker sparks up a celebratory Woodbine...