I must just add here that this Tip is from Mr W U. "You need to defy gravity to take pictures like those ones already seen," he said.
So use a good solid Lump of Glue! The job needs extra time and planning ahead too. Lump the Glue onto a 2" thick board in March,then wait until it is just Tacky Like in late December. Then Pour Tons of Plaster of Paris onto it ,and_____________________________ Sneeeeeeeeze! Quite a few times. Well Mr W U did covering not only his nose and now rather white feet,but the entire table, and once it all settled the entire room too. It was on the frames of the pictures, and heaped heavily upon the top of each and every doorway.The rather dim 15 Watt light bulbs now shone even dimmer through dusted snow like shades . Upon my questions upon this matter,he only answered ,"BB it`s all part and parcel of the process leading to complete success," while Spluttering out Clouds of Dust at the same time. Now after gaining all this vital info from Mr W U,i was well pleased to see how he lightly applied a rather Large 10 Ib hammer to force the sleds runners through both the heaped up Plaster of Paris and the Heavily Globed on Glue! Each time while applying the hammer his feet leapt up off the floor.Then I was most surprised to see him use his dusty Spec`s to create the outlines left in the snow by the sled, but the Master Touch was when he Wet Misted over the whole thing with a spray-bottle with water taken from an Old Rusty Bucket. Amazzzzzzzing! Every thing was Rock Solid Fixed in a few short minites including that which was elsewhere in the room too. The pictures below proves it to be the case.
Now upon the thickness of the board,when I asked him about that he simply said,"Well BB it stops the board from warping over the long drying period required." Of course it now made complete and utter good sense to i, I mean Me BB.
Defying Gravity!
WHOOOOOOOOSH! Arrived Safe.
Like all good Tips, and you`ll need one! I like to pass them on.
Now it must be said,"That I never got covered at all during the whole process that Mr W U went through,How greatful I was of that. Lucky too,when I think of it."
If all this makes absolute sense to you the reader,then you need to see someone, perhaps in the Twilight Zone! Of course Mr W U stands for a Wind Up,and I hope you raised a smile or two while taken time out to read it. Well it all made Fred & MayBell laugh so that's good.
Below shows how in pictures.
It is always better that others laugh along with you instead of cruelly at you. BB