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Posted by Paul on 17 Jan 2019, 20:59

Apparently Things got worse. The plank ended being framed for working as a fence.
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Posted by FredG on 17 Jan 2019, 21:45

So he ended up in the joint?
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Posted by Paul on 18 Jan 2019, 15:51

Yep..the Food was horrible, it ended up with loose stools and got bullied resulting in bench marks. After it was released it thought it had it nailed in politics but it wasn´t all plane sailing as it soon found out it was just a splinter Group. It was told to gt knotted and finally pined away.
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Posted by Beano Boy on 18 Jan 2019, 20:12

The kitten all though long in the tooth is still getting royalty`s . BB
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Posted by FredG on 18 Jan 2019, 20:21

Ok Paul, so you're saying the plank was screwed.
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Posted by Susofrick on 08 Aug 2019, 07:54

I find this quite hilarious! :-D

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Posted by Paul on 08 Aug 2019, 16:12

FredG wrote:Ok Paul, so you're saying the plank was screwed.

yep, totally shafted.
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Posted by Beano Boy on 09 Aug 2019, 18:03

Very good direction for Chanal, Gunnar, for their cash flow channel too. Pennies from heaven. BB
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Posted by Dad's Army on 09 Aug 2019, 21:13

Gunnar, I think one sentence is very good...
:mrgreen:
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Posted by Wiking on 10 Aug 2019, 07:08

Thank you Susofrick.

:-D :yeah:

Several years back I get a translation from google too.
An USA man and a girl there was a story.
Translated from English into German.
So funny. If you know only the translation it was like your video, same level.
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Posted by Beano Boy on 25 Mar 2020, 03:24

i find it amazing that my topic 'outright piggery', was Locked,when all these jokes are ongoing and allowed.

Did i call a pig a pig? Or what? Everything i wrote and pictures were upright bold and true.
i don`t understand this at all. If truth cannot be posted here,i quit this Forum. Good Bye! BB

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You are absolutly right Paul!
I didn't see this section, removed all corona jokes
For looking at those jokes, go and visit Facebook or other forums!
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Posted by Kekso on 19 Aug 2020, 10:06

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Posted by Kekso on 03 Sep 2020, 11:05

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Posted by Beano Boy on 14 Nov 2020, 18:38

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Posted by Susofrick on 20 Nov 2020, 07:53

Me and the missus got a new way of thinking during this pandemic, and we are not alone I discovered. Are there anybody here who do the same? Whenever we see an old movie or a picture we think "don't stand so close! Think of the distance!" Stupid thinking, but we do it. :-D
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Posted by Susofrick on 29 Jun 2021, 09:49

Probably posted this before, but it's quite good (still) :-D :

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Posted by Wiking on 19 Aug 2021, 19:05



At 2.15

If I saw it the very first time it was total surprise. But hey, very unreal but a clever idea!
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Posted by Peter on 22 Aug 2021, 22:12

Wiking wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZEmLosVXE

At 2.15

If I saw it the very first time it was total surprise. But hey, very unreal but a clever idea!

Now I must see the whole movie at Netflix! ;-)
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Posted by Beano Boy on 07 Sep 2021, 00:55

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Posted by stormy54 on 23 Dec 2021, 17:30

Medieval Helpdesk..........
Working in Network Support, that is so true of many users. :-)
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