I say old chap, good shot!

[Harry Faversham]

Bit of light relief from our Plague and Brexit nightmare...
You're on a gun range and have just bet your house on who'll make the best shot at a standard target.

Shooter 1. ex- British Army.

Shooter 2. ex- Police Firearms Squad

Shooter 3. Civvy Gun Club Member

Who's yer man?

[Ben90]

I´ll bet everything I have on Clint Eastwood!

[Graeme]

Back in the days when I frequented the local range the best shot there was a serving prison officer.

The moral of the story:- Scrap the escape plan and concentrate on earning some time off for good behavior.